Here are the top five reasons for Fingernail Polish Remover:
5. The PINKY finger
4. The RING finger
3. The Middle finger
2. The Pointer finger
and the No. 1 reason for Fingernail Polish Remover..........
The THUMB.
Thank you ladies and gentlemen.
(Quinlynne discovered some superglue last night. She came to me with the tube hanging from her pointer finger. I got it off of her and got her fingers separated before they stuck together. I immediately tried fingernail polish remover with a cotton ball. I had no luck. So, being irritated and letting my Hoffman temper prevail- told her tough luck- she was just gonna have to learn to deal with it. She was upset. She kept showing me that she couldn't bend her fingers. Then, the tears started. I tried to ignore her ramblings. But I paid attention with the snot was so thick running down her face...."I"m never gonna be able to eat again!!!!! I can't eat with glue on my hands!!!!" I tried my darndest to keep a straight face. She was most upset because she'd never be able to eat again. That's my kid. I finally got a glass bowl, poured a whole bottle of fingernail polish remover into it and had Quinlynne stick her hand in there, and a couple of fingers from the other hand. After about 45 minutes of soaking and rubbing, they were looking better. It was then her bath time. I let her play in there for longer than usual. Then, after lotion, Pull-Up, pajamas and hair combing- we went to the living room for Momma to peel the excess dried superglue from those darling fingers. I finished up by trimming the fingernails to get any excess glue out from under them. I am up for Mother of the Year. I will be accepting awards in the form of gift certificates. Thank you!)
5. The PINKY finger
4. The RING finger
3. The Middle finger
2. The Pointer finger
and the No. 1 reason for Fingernail Polish Remover..........
The THUMB.
Thank you ladies and gentlemen.
(Quinlynne discovered some superglue last night. She came to me with the tube hanging from her pointer finger. I got it off of her and got her fingers separated before they stuck together. I immediately tried fingernail polish remover with a cotton ball. I had no luck. So, being irritated and letting my Hoffman temper prevail- told her tough luck- she was just gonna have to learn to deal with it. She was upset. She kept showing me that she couldn't bend her fingers. Then, the tears started. I tried to ignore her ramblings. But I paid attention with the snot was so thick running down her face...."I"m never gonna be able to eat again!!!!! I can't eat with glue on my hands!!!!" I tried my darndest to keep a straight face. She was most upset because she'd never be able to eat again. That's my kid. I finally got a glass bowl, poured a whole bottle of fingernail polish remover into it and had Quinlynne stick her hand in there, and a couple of fingers from the other hand. After about 45 minutes of soaking and rubbing, they were looking better. It was then her bath time. I let her play in there for longer than usual. Then, after lotion, Pull-Up, pajamas and hair combing- we went to the living room for Momma to peel the excess dried superglue from those darling fingers. I finished up by trimming the fingernails to get any excess glue out from under them. I am up for Mother of the Year. I will be accepting awards in the form of gift certificates. Thank you!)
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